Staring Into The Abyss

I spent the day in wheel-spinning full-throttle panic at work. One attorney is out of town, the other leaving, and with as many cases as our small office juggles a normal day is pretty action-packed. Not since the call-center have I been on the phone for as long as I was today. One fact is incontrovertibly [...]

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How I Spent My Summer Vacation

I was placed into my internship via UNLV’s Poli-Sci department under the auspices of a “Legal Internship.” Not surprisingly, every single fact in that last statement quickly changed, and I found myself launching two custom web apps and a WordPress site, unable to pay for Summer Term, and now gainfully employed. See what I did [...]

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Give Them a Meme, and They’ll Bake For a Lifetime: Soda Bread

Leave it to the Irish to combine ingredients that are, essentially, nothing; a simple formula; and a culturally ingrained story into a recipe that anyone can remember. If you’ve ever eaten at an “Irish Pub” themed bar and grill there’s a good chance that you’ve had foisted upon you a plate of what your server [...]

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It’s a Question of What You’ve Hatched

If you missed Steve Friess’ latest re: The Silver State’s short-sighted state-sanctioned moralizing (ft. Chuck Muth,) you should probably pick up a Weekly, or read it online. Friess does a fantastic, efficient job of encapsulating the new reality of what states, like ours, which have amended their constitutions to codify inequality face: breaking even, and [...]

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How Much Would You Say It Weighs?

I put in a full day’s work at the office today. Allegedly. As I have very little to show for it; that’s about all I’ve got. This is the single most irritating part of any project I’m a part of, and it has happened on every single one: When the creative is getting mired in [...]

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Viral Asswhippin’

What was supposed to be a fun little staycation while I house-sat for my folks has quickly degenerated into a multi-day battle against some stomach/intestinal bug. Good times.

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In Keeping Thematic Consistency

I drafted my first document today. It’s kinda a big deal to me that something that I wrote (and I use that term loosely, since the bulk of anything legal is completed via form) is actually used by the court. Even when I was writing affidavits as an expert witness that were part of the record, it just didn’t carry the same kind of weight for me that seeing my words on pleading paper did today.

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Real-Life Teabagging Disaster

If every day was like this, I’d have gone to Law School a LONG time ago. Also, why behavior learned in online gaming may not work well in the real world.

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Current Coding Issues 6-19-2011

One of the projects I’m currently working on requires database queries against servers that I don’t own. And while one of the web-apps is mildly modern and standards sorta-compliant but lacks an API, the other is an ASP abomination. I retain slight hope that I can scrape the data from the site. Come Monday, I [...]

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Father’s Day 2011

I just wanted to write a quick note today about the Dads who raise other people’s kid on their behalf. Not just Stepdads and Fosterdads; but the teachers, parents of friends and uncles who step up and do the work and hardly ever get any credit.

God only knows where I’d be today were it not for you guys.

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